The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, bro hoes can be found at almost any
state school campus in the greater United States.
bro ho criteria:
-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or
hibiscus flowers)
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-wears
velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
-has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (see: muffin top).
-thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are always visible
+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park,
Hoobastank, or any
rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.